Sunday, August 22, 2010

Rust Hunting in Tennessee July 2010

I had the occasion to visit my hometown of Clarksville, TN for my 30th High School Reunion (Northwest High School Vikings 1980). While there for the weekend I visited a few antique stores and the local flea market. At the flea market I found this over-sized Heller rasp which appears to be unused. Most files and rasps now on the market are now made out of the US - you'll need to either find some old-store stock (I occasionally still see some Nicholsons on hardware store shelves) or spend the money on an Auriou (look at Tools for Working Wood as a source for these - excellent but a bit pricey). I was quite excited at finding this unused Heller - at $7 it was quite the bargain. When I paid for it the guy asked if I had horses - seems these flat rasps are used to shape down the hoof or some such.



I next found this really huge and awesome rosewood-handled Try Square - it's the largest I've ever found "in the wild" and only needs a light cleaning (the images make it look worse than it really is).


Tool Group

I then found the rest at  a local antique store, at very good prices. The Disston backsaw has two medallions but otherwise is in good shape with sharp teeth. The Millers Falls plan is the equivalent of a Stanley #4 with rosewood tote/knob and red painted frog. Finally the brace is a Stanley 10" also with rosewood handles.

Disston Backsaw

Millers Falls Plane

This final image is of my Try Square collection - many are Stanley, the others are unmarked.

Try Square Collection
-- John

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Rust Hunting in Georgia - July Estate Sale

Like any old tool nut, I like to visit estate sales that show images of interesting tools. In this case it was a well-advertised sale up in Cuming Georgia - the images showed several pieces of equipment and many hand power tools so I thought I would give it a go. When I got there the prices were fairly high - there were several larger pieces of equipment and each was listed at $800 or more - included from memory were: Delta 14" floor standing drill press, early Delta scroll saw (with retirement lamp), late 40's Unisaw, very early four-footer Delta Heavy Duty Shaper, early Delta 14" Band Saw (with retirement lamp), Delta 6" Jointer and a nice early Delta Lathe. There were parts and attachments hanging everywhere, most weren't with the tools they belonged to. There were also many hand tools piled on tables, a fairy decent saw till full of hand saws (no super early - more like post 1900), old routers, hand drills, etc and piles of veneer, scraps and hardware. It turned out the guy used to restore antiques, so everything he had was geared toward that task.

As I moved around I slowly accumulated a pile - the problem was that everything was priced fairly high and I'm basically a cheap bastard (or bottom feeder if you will). I already have so many tools it's hard to justify buying unless the price is fair to super cheap. Anyway, this is what I ended up with:

1. Rosewood, brass bound level priced at $30 - this is the nicest level I've ever run across "in the wild" and the price seemed very fair - obviously used but not abused. Marked Stratton Brothers, Greenfield Mass dated late 1800s.

2. Two rosewood handled gouges.

3. Two Split-nut Tenon Saws (one at about 15 tpi, the other around 12) at $15 each marked Sheffeld England

4. Large Starrett compass - got this as it was well made and one of the largest I've ever seen - got home and then noticed the manufacturer.

5. Two 14" Delta Drill Press spindles (mortise and shaper).

6. Extra Long Delta Lathe Rest (this was $10!)

7. Delta Motor condom (never know when you might need one!)

8. Stanley aluminum bodied min-router

9. Jacobs chuck key

10. Wire and thickness gauge

11. Small bag of ebony and rosewood scraps

12. Small pile of teak (looks to have been salvaged from a bench or something but already cleaned up/planed to 1/2" or so)

Like I said, I got the stuff relatively cheap but not totally bottom-feeder priced - the pile was $130. The most interesting thing in my opinion was the level, but the extra long tool rest isn't something you come across every day.

Sunday, May 30, 2010

GWA Field Trip to Hardwoods Inc


On May 1st, 2010, my woodworking club, the Gwinnett Woodworkers Association (GWA for short), visited Hardwoods Inc. in Mableton Ga. Hardwoods, Incorporated is a wholesaler and retailer offering one of the largest inventories in the Southeast of specialty hardwoods and related products. GWA members were exposed to a guided tour of the kiln facilities and lumber yard that lasted a few hours and afterwards were able to purchase lumber at discounted pricing - I managed to score three sticks of Honduran Rosewood for an upcoming project at about 50% off. These are the photos I took as we were shown around the gigantic facility - if you ever get a chance to go to s similar kiln/lumber yard facility you should go - for a woodworker it's like going to the Holy Land...


I'm not sure if you can get the actual scale of the building from this shot - at the beginning of the tour we were in the retail space - the racks behind the speaker are all full of retail sales items


The warehouse buildings are quite massive - most of those stacks are 8/4 sticks about 12 feet long.



These conveyor type contraptions help to move sticks as they're graded - quite a job


These stacks were all of 8/4 poplar getting ready for the kiln (so what you see is all wet) - quite a site seeing so much hardwood.



These shots are of the kiln - the control stations in the back let you set the temperature and humidity.


These massive doors slide apart so the pallets of wood can be moved in or out - the smaller door allows the kiln operator access to check the moisture content of the wood - something that's done multiple times as the wood is dried (usually over a period of many days).


The plan re-uses saw-dust as fuel for the kiln - this shows some of the furnace with valves to control the mix.



That's about it - thanks for looking in.

-- John

Monday, March 15, 2010

Drills and Drivers, Screws and Screwdrivers

I got to thinking about this last night - yesterday I was driving some Phillips head screws using an impact driver - if you haven't had a chance to use one then you don't know what you're missing. I was at a friend's shop when I spotted his Makita driver and asked him about it - wanting to demonstrate, he quickly grabbed the driver and a 4" decking screw, threw a 1" board on top of a 4x4 chunk of pressure treated and drove the screw in just a few seconds, without stopping or doing short bursts (which is what i usually do) - the screw went in like butter. The difference is the super short ratcheting that the impact driver supplies (just like an pneumatic impact wrench) - the clutch for the ratcheting doesn't kick in until the drive feels resistance - then it ups the torque value exponentially (my own Dewalt driver delivers 2700 lbs of torque according to specs). The result is that the screw drives very smoothly and the tip doesn't strip (at least it doesn't if the tip is 'fresh'). Other advantages of these impact drivers: they're lightweight (not needing the other functions of a drill they don't have multiple clutches or mechanisms for drill, hammer, clutch, etc); they have shorter barrels so your hand is closer to the work and they fit in smaller spaces; they have a built in light that shines on what you're driving (many newer screw-guns and drills now have this feature as well). Disadvantages include: you're more apt to break a screw off in your work (extreme torque can work both ways); one can't use these to drill holes very well (the chuck is a locking type for a hex-shaped shaft, that doesn't include any type of Jacobs style gripping action for round drill bits); non-impact bits pretty much disintegrate with use.

Another reason I thought of all this has to do with my having to remove some hinges and latches from some old cabinet doors - these doors had about upteen coats of paint on them so it was quite a task - it was also away from my shop so I was wishing I had a brace with me. Why a brace? One sort of forgotten advantage of the brace is for the amount of torque that can be applied to a slotted screw using a flat-tip screw brace bit. Using a large brace (12" swing), plus with the amount of pressure you can exert on the pad, you can worry off just about any slotted screw - which is what these old hinges had under all the paint. As it was I managed to remove them all but it took much more time than it normally would have had a brace and flat-tip bit been involved.

So last night the thoughts of the day ran through my head and I started thinking about drivers and screws - this naturally (at least for me) got me thinking about different types of screw head-types and what I knew about the flat tip, Phillips and square drive. So this is what I knew (through anecdote, discussion, etc):

  1. The square drive and screw was actually patented by a Canadian named Robertson – thus it’s called the Robertson drive in Canada and it’s ubiquitous in use north of our borders – this drive actually pre-dates the Phillips drive and screw in the US.
  2. The Phillips drive and screw was invented by someone in the US who sold the rights to a company who marketed it under the Phillips name. Initially there wasn’t a good way to manufacture the screw heard (and there are variations with up to 6 or 8 vanes/slots) so the patent pre-dates the actual manufacture by some years. I had also heard that the Phillips bit was developed for the manufacture of airplanes (something to do with the attachment of the aluminum skin – the recessed head discouraged drag and the shape of the slots allowed for the head to “cam out” rather than the screw being over-torqued and the threads being stripped).
  3. According to what I’ve heard, the Phillips screw and drive owes its use in the US to Henry Ford, who wanted to use a product in his vehicles that was patented and owned by a US company rather than one outside our borders.
  4. It’s obvious in retrospect that the Phillips drive is inferior to the Robertson’s drive due to the built-in design (the desire to cam out instead of stripping). Strange that it’s used on everything and has pretty much replaced the slotted screw and driver – well it is easier to register and use than a slotted fastener. But why has it taken so long for the Robertson drive to gain popularity among US users? I first saw the Robertson screw being used by outdoor deck builders – makes sense as the drive head doesn’t strip – the worst thing about a stripped head when building decks is that it takes off the coating that prevents rust – once the head starts to go the coating causes rusty spots that are very un-slightly, in a very short time.
So what of the above is true and what isn’t? Doing a little research it appears that these same stories are found and accepted all over the web. A bit more research will be needed before anything conclusive can be ascertained – however one thing is indeed certain – the Phillips drive and bit for most woodworking is indeed inferior for many reasons.

Next topic: the Monkey Wrench!

-- John

Sunday, January 17, 2010

More Chisels Than You Can Shake a Stick At...

I recently was asked to teach a hand-tool class for the Gwinnett Woodworking Association, my local woodworking club - I choose to focus on Chisels, Gouges and Draw Knives (that last I justified purely to the form of a Draw-knife, resembling a chisel with a handle on either end, sharpened along the end). To prepare, I gathered up what I had that qualified in those categories - it's funny how you accumulate things. I didn't realize I had so many - I'm not even sure this is everything, as I'm sure I have some stuffed away in boxes.

 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 
In case you're wondering, here's the lesson plan:

Wood Chisels, Gouges and Draw Knives


 
What are these and how are they used?
These are bladed, cutting or shaping tools, usually with an extended handle for striking or leverage for prying. They are used to shape wood by removing material. They’re primarily used during the fitment of wood parts into project components, or for decorative carving.

What is a Wood Chisel?
Wood Chisels are hand tools used to shave or chip wood. Wood Chisels can be operated by striking them with a hammer with some care. There are two main types of wood chisels – those used by carpenters and those used by woodworkers.

Carpenter chisels are broken into types by size and usage:

 
• A butt chisel has a short blade that ranges from about 2 1/2" to 3" long. It is used by pattern-makers, cabinetmakers, carpenters and do-it-yourselfers for carving, paring and similar work. It can be used with hard-faced hammers. These usually have tang handles and often have metal plates on the end to aid in striking with a hammer. Butt chisels generally have 30-degree bevels.

 
• The firmer chisel usually 3 ½” to 6” and is meant to be lightly stuck or used for hand work. .which is used mainly for cutting deeply into wood. It should be used with soft-faced hammers or with hand pressure alone. Firmer chisels are usually the same length as bench chisels (see below) but of thicker, heavier steel, usually straight sided. For paring and striking with 30-degree bevels and socket handles.

 
• Stanley also had a chisel that fit between the butt and firmer that they called a pocket chisel – it had a 4 ½” blade with their firmer chisel at 6” – these also have a 30-degree bevel.

 
• Framing Chisels are larger, longer chisels usually an inch or larger wide. Some were designed for paring with beveled edges and 20-25 degree bevels and some for striking with square edges and 30-degree bevels. Framing chisels usually have hooped, socket handles.

 
  • Framing corner chisels are framers forged into a 90-degree angle to clean out corners. Generally 30-degree bevels. Usually with hooped, socket handles. 
  • Millwright or Factory mortise chisels are very long, very heavy mortise chisel designed for heavy striking with heavy, hooped handles. Many were 16” long and often made by manufacturers like New Haven Edge Tool who specialized in large chisels. Always with hooped, socket handles and a 35-40 degree bevel.
• English “Pigsticker” mortise chisel is a short, stubby, fit-in-the-tool-chest, tang-handled mortise chisel with un-hooped handle designed for striking with 35-40 degree bevels.

 
• Slicks are large, very heavy 2-4” framing chisels with long handles up to 24” designed for paring large timbers with 20-25 degree bevels. Never struck. Always with socket handles.

Woodworking chisels are broken up into types by usage:

 
• A bench chisel has a longer blade, usually 3 ½” to 6” and is meant for workbench use, lightly stuck or used for hand work. It generally has a 30 degree bevel and beveled edges.

 
• Paring chisels are long, thinner chisels not designed for any striking, only paring with 20-25 degree bevels. Some have "cranked" handles for clearance and were primarily used by pattern makers making negative patterns in soft pine. Others are skew cut to reach into corners, and a “dovetail” chisel is diamond-shaped to clean female sliding dovetail sockets. Paring chisels usually have tang handles.
  • Cranked Paring Chisel – the blade is offset so the handle is above the surface of the work. These are mostly used by pattern makers to get into areas that are below the surface of the work piece.
  • Skew Paring Chisel: has a 60 degree cutting angle and is used for trimming and finishing.
  • Dovetail Paring Chisel – these have nearly a diamond shape to clean female sliding dovetail sockets. 
• Sash Mortise Chisel is a medium length mortise chisel for bench use, generally with un-hooped handles. “Sash” comes from window factories, and there is some confusion describing medium length and long length mortise chisels as factories generally used the longer chisels but the medium ones are often called “sash” chisels.

  
Blade types are generally divided into registered and beveled.

 
• Registered Chisels have sides that are square to the back – the extra metal provides more blade strength for really tough jobs where the handle is struck to remove large chunks of wood

 
• Beveled Chisels – have sides that are beveled to make it easier to fit the chisel into corners. These days the beveled chisel is much more common than the registered chisel.

 
Chisels have wood or plastic handles. Wood handles are available in both tang (the end of the blade or tang fits into the handle and is reinforced with a metal ferrule) and socket type (a projection from the handle fits into a socket in the blade). Plastic handles fit only tang construction.

  
Quality woodworking chisels have large, ergonomically shaped handles for a comfortable, sure grip and better control. Blades should be of high-quality carbon, heat-treated steel with precision ground cutting edge. In addition, carpentry chisels should have crowned steel strike caps to help center the blow (why these are often called “pounding” chisels).

  
Japanese Chisels

 The better quality Japanese wood chisels are made from laminated steel. There are different types of metals used in each chisel. The better ones are laminated by hand, over a charcoal fire. The combination of the metals makes a chisel that takes a very sharp edge, and is hard enough to maintain the edge for a long time. This technique produces a tool that have a harder edge, usually a hardness rating of Rockwell 64, compared to their western counterparts of around 62 on the Rockwell scale. There are two basic metals used in these chisels, white steel and blue steel. The names come from the color of the paper the steels are wrapped in. White and blue steel come in various grades that vary in carbon content. Both have low levels of impurities. White steel is a simple carbon steel. Blue steel contains alloying elements, and sacrifices some sharpness for edge retention, toughness, and corrosion resistance, although it is not stainless.

  
Japanese chisels have hollows in the back side, the wider ones having as many as four hollows. These are intended to help in the flattening of the back of the chisels.

  
Wood Turning Chisels

 A lathe tool is a woodworking chisel designed to cut wood as it is spun on a lathe. These tools have longer handles for more leverage, needed to counteract the tendency of the tool to react to the downward force of the spinning wood being cut or carved. In addition, the angle and method of sharpening is different, a secondary bevel would not be ground on the tool.

  
Woodworking chisels range from quite small hand tools for tiny details, to large chisels used to remove big sections of wood, in 'roughing out' the shape of a pattern or design. Typically, in woodcarving, one starts with a larger tool, and gradually progresses to smaller tools to finish the detail. One of the largest types of chisel is the slick, used in timber frame construction and wooden shipbuilding.

  
What is a Gouge?

 A gouge, one type of chisel, is used, particularly in woodworking, woodturning and sculpture, to carve small pieces from the material. Gouges are most often used in creating concave surfaces. A gouge typically has a 'U'-shaped cross-section.

 
• If the angle of the plane of the blade is on the outer surface of the curve the gouge is called an 'incannel' gouge, otherwise it is known as an 'outcannel' gouge.
• Gouges with angled rather than curved blades are often called 'V-gouges' or 'vee-parting tools'.

  
Types of gouges

 • Straight Gouge

 • Fishtail Gouge

 • Spoon Gouge

 • V-parting Tool - used for parting, and in certain classes of flat work for emphasizing lines.

 • Veining Gouge - a specialized deep gouge with a U shaped cutting edge

 • Framing Gouge – a large (2” or wider) gouge used to scrub wood for fitment in timber framing construction.

 

 Gouge Parts:

 • Sweep – The curvature of the cutting edge of a carving gouge. A lower number (like #3) indicates a shallow, flat sweep while a high number (like #9) is used for a deeply curved gouge.

 • Bent – the curvature of the gouge length –

  • Long Bent – A gouge, chisel or V tool where the blade is curved along its entire length. Handy for deep work.
  • Short Bent or Spoon – A gouge, chisel or V tool where the blade is straight with a curve at the end, like a spoon. Use for work in deep or inaccessible areas.
  • Back Bent – A spoon gouge with a reverse bent end. Used for undercuts and reeding work.

 • Cannel – the curved inner surface of a gouge

 
Besides wood carving, gouges have a place in woodworking and timber framing. Gouges can be used to quickly wear down the surface of wood that is hard to reach with other tools – much like a scrub plane. Large gouges were used by timber framers in this manner in conjunction with the slick chisel to fit mortise-and-tenon joints.

 

 What is a Draw Knife?

 A drawknife is a traditional woodworking hand tool used to shape wood by removing shavings. It consists of a blade with a handle at each end. The blade is much longer (along the cutting edge) than it is deep (from cutting edge to back edge). It is pulled or "drawn" hence the name, toward the user. The draw knife provides a quick and simple way of removing large amounts of stock from timber billets. Much loved by the green woodworker, these tools have been with us since the very dawn of woodworking. There are two or three styles with variations, the most common are:

  
• Straight-bladed with handles set at ninety degrees to the line of the blade, also known as the English pattern

• Curved bladed style, with handles in line with the cutting edge, also known as the continental pattern.

• Folding-handles that allow the user to adjust the angle to gain maximum leverage
• Scorp - Also commonly called an inshave, is a deeply curved drawknife that has the perfect regular sweep and handle angles for rapid, aggressive shaving to finish the shaping job begun with the adze. Its deep sweep takes heavy cuts without excessive effort and without tearing at the edges of the cut.

  
Generally draw knives have a 20 degree bevel with a 5 degree or so back-bevel. The trick to draw knives is mastering reading the grain of the wood.

  
Who uses Chisels, Gouges and Draw Knives?

• Everybody that works with wood will at some point need at least a single chisel and the techniques to use it.
• Traditional furniture makers
• Timber Framers
• Wet Wood workers.
• Carvers

 
Buying
• Retail Stores
• eBay
• Yard and Estate Sales
• Craig’s List
• What to look for
  • Look for all the parts (iron, handle, *ferrule, *strike plate)
  • Look for cracks or chips, especially around the ferrule
  • Look at the length for stress and condition of the edge for bluing
  • How flat is the back? Convex back = bad (takes too long to knap)
  • Look for excessive pitting due to rust
  • Cheap pot-metal or sheet metal materials and soft plastic in general = bad
  • Metal striking plate is more of a carpenter’s chisel
  • Anything marked "Stanley", "Witherby", "Winchester", “James Swan”, "Chas Buck" or "L&IJ White" is generally going to a collector for too high a price unless they are part of large, handle-less lots.
  • Good brands include older (not newer) Greenlee and Buck Bros, New Haven Edge Tool, Ohio Tool, Crossman, DR Barton, Underhill, Union Hardware, Jennings, Sargent, GI Mix, Shapleigh Hardware, Eric Anton Berg, Dickerson, Gillespie, Wye, Dixon, PS&W or PEXTO, Robt Duke, Fulton, Merrill, Butcher, Stiletto, Hibbard OVB, Simmons Keen Kutter, Lakeside and several other old makers and hardware store brands are every bit as good as the collector prizes and are much less expensive. Most unmarked chisels of that era were usually made by one of the above makers for a hardware distributor and are also generally excellent.
To avoid:
  • Stanley Defiance
  • Eclipse
  • Newer Greenlee, Buck or Stanley socket chisels made in the 1960's and later
  • Any chisel with a vanadium finish like used on today's mechanic's tools

 
Tuning

 Flattening, Grinding and Filing - ,

 • Flattening the back - the first step in sharpening a chisel. Once the back side is perfectly flat, and polished to the required degree, the front and side edges need to be addressed.

 • Hollow Grind of the blade or chisel edge

 • Stones or Scary Sharp method

 • Micro bevel

 • Stropping

  
Removing Knicks
• Flat Grinding perpendicular to the back past the knick.

 
Rust Removal
• Evaporust or Electrolysis
• Phosphoric Acid (Parkerizing)

 
Rust Prevention
• Waxing
• Bluing

 
Safety
A sharp chisel gives you great control and allows you to remove paper-thin slices of wood, but it can be dangerous if you’re not careful.

 
• Never chisel toward your body or place your hand in the path of a chisel
• Clamp small projects.
• Cover the chisel blade when it’s not in use.
• Store chisels in a safe place, away from children.
• Wear safety glasses when striking a chisel with a hammer.
• Wear close-toed shoes (nothing like spearing a toe)

 
Demonstration

 Short demonstration of chisel, gouge and shave use (paring, mortising, gouging)

  
Web Resources
http://www.wkfinetools.com/
http://ruckus.law.cornell.edu/mailman/listinfo/oldtools  (email list)

  
Credits:
• Bob Smalser
• Scott Grandstaff

(my notes were liberally taken from materials written by the above and from the web resources  listed).
 
-- John

 

 

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Deltacraft: 19 Charming Chairs

This is a cross-post to my Magazine Scans blog - up for grabs is a scan of the 1940's Deltacraft publication "19 Charming Chairs" - this one includes measured drawings.

Deltacraft: 19 Charming Chairs

-- John

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Tools Explained: Definition of Tool Terms

This was posted to the Old Tools list (I think I've seen it on OWWM.org as well - not sure but this list has been going around for a while and I thought I'd make it part of my blog).

Tools Explained

DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it.

WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints and hard-earned calluses from fingers in about the time it takes you to say, "Oh, shit!"
SKILL SAW: A portable cutting tool used to make studs too short.

PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of blood-blisters.

BELT SANDER: An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs.

HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle... It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course the more dismal your future becomes.

VISE-GRIPS: Generally used after pliers to completely round off bolt heads.
If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.

OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting the grease inside the wheel hub out of which you want to remove a bearing race..

TABLE SAW: A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood projectiles for testing wall integrity.

HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground after you have installed your new brake shoes, trapping the jack handle firmly under the bumper.

BAND SAW: A large stationary power saw primarily used by most shops to cut good aluminum sheet into smaller pieces that more easily fit into the trash can after you cut on the inside of the line instead of the outside edge.

TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the maximum tensile strength of everything you forgot to disconnect.

PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under lids or for opening old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splashing oil on your shirt; but can also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw heads.

STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER: A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws and butchering your palms.

PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent part.

HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to make hoses too short.

HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit.

UTILITY KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic parts. Especially useful for slicing work clothes, but only while in use.

Son of a Bitch TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling "Son of a bitch" at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that you will need.

-- John